A fever has gripped the country.
At last, immortality has been democratized.
And few are content to wait.
They want it now, even if it means trading in their fleshy existence to get it.
The trash, in all its many forms, has been taken out.
The American Renaissance, heaven on Earth, as the president calls it, has blossomed.
Economic prosperity, as it turns out, was the sugar they needed to help the medicine go down.