Grandparents live by a few rules.
For example, spoil the grandchildren just enough to not get in trouble with the parents.
Also, you CANNOT disappoint your grandchildren.
So, imagine putting a young one down for a nap and he or she asks you to make up a story about the most obscure topic.
Then he or she lovingly looks in your eyes with the highest expectation.
Ceiling Fan tells such a story.
Papa MUST come up with a story about.
a ceiling fan.