A boy, a small-time YouTube preacher, and a squirrel walk into the SuperMart.
All Billy wanted was to run away, to get out from under the iron fist of his mother's tyranny.
Now the store is in lockdown and everyone is after him.
He never gets any respect Sandy has been waiting her entire career for the chance to preach to a captive audience.
And yes, it's horrible that some poor child has been kidnapped, but also fortuitous: this is her chance to become a star.
Rusty is a.
Fortuitous | This is her chance to become a star |
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