My mother used to have a saying for everything.
You can't be pretty and lucky.
She wasn't pretty or lucky.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming.
I kissed too many of those.
Sorry, but Prince Charming isn't in Hicktown, Kentucky.
The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell.
Guess I'm going to Hell.
Hell is paved with good intentions.
Surprisingly, that one is true.
Why? Because .
I intended to stay away from Calder Riggs.
I intended not to fall in love with him.
I intended to find a man who wasn't a loser or a joker.
Oh well, I've never been afraid of Hell, anyway.
That's why I'm Crazy Bitch.
