I spent my life dreaming of being invited to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
Turns out irl it has the vibe of a Dark Kermit gif.
I just want to stay in the closet kissing my hot girlfriend.
Despite the chaos and me being a dumpster fire, things turned out okay last time.
We beat the villain, and I'm part of a superteam.
I have cool friends, and somehow (don't jinx it, Dylan), I even got the girl.
Not just any girl-the icy badass who's secretly soft-hearted.
Things should be gr.
