If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese.
You may read my book.
If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese.
(HA HA HA! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese).
This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow.
I demand you release the hostage pigeon now.
My book contains TOP SECRET ideas that are NONE of a cat's business.
Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere.
Cats beware! A hilarious debut for 6+ readers with black and white illustrations by the superbly talented Sheena Dempsey.