William has a lot on his mind.
Firstly there's The Alaska Factory, the band he plays in.
They're no good and they make his songs sound about as groovy as an unpressed record.
Secondly, there's Madeleine, his high-maintenance girlfriend whose idea of a night of passion is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical followed by a doorstep peck on the cheek.
Penguin Books Ltd Dwarves of death, paperback/jonathan coe
