You don't just move here and immediately become a Texan; it takes training.
This delightfully witty book takes you through the process of understanding our conversation, why and how we dress the way we do, why pickups are a fact of life, and how you can acquire the necessary big hair.
Fixin' to Be Texan pokes gentle fun at the Texas mystique.
Residents of the state will get a big kick out of Bryant's clever way of identifying our predominant characteristics.
Newcomers will use it as a tool for understanding the wonderful and sometimes incomprehensible behavior of our fine native population.