Immortality's a bitch.
Veronica is eternally fifty-one years old with a proclivity for problematic drinking.
Like most hormonally challenged women negotiating the change of life, she is a hot mess.
To retain her sanity, she attends weekly AA meetings and adheres to a strict diet of organic, locally-sourced, (mostly) cruelty-free human blood from the hospice facility where she works.
Her life stopped being fun about a hundred years ago, right about the time her .