Think you want to live forever? Think again.
You may wake up as a zombie tourist, doomed to shamble the sights of Los Angeles.
Or you could be a clone, body and memories intact but lacking something you can't quite name.
Your frozen head might linger for centuries in a museum while other souls gallivant about the universe.
You might be reincarnated as a plastic lawn flamingo or seated Buddha or garden gnome.
Or into an unbreakable cycle of servitude.
Or you may just outlive the people and thi.