Pig called alice - Paul Heiney

'To call Alice just another pig would be the gravest insult.

' Alice the Large Black pig was Paul Heiney's best friend, his confidante and his therapist.

This is the story of their tempestuous relationship with all its ups-and-downs, from her arrival as a 'large, black and expensive' Christmas present for his wife to her last days as the matriarch of his traditional farm.

In A Pig Called Alice, Heiney walks us through why lop-eared pigs are the best to raise (they can't see you coming), how to escape a sow that's decided you're her next mate (throw a bucket and run), and how, actually, pigs might have just got this whole 'life' situation sorted out.