We were the worst kind of people.
For the best reasons.
After a robbery gone horribly wrong, cursed thief Cord broadens his horizons and plans to execute the heist of a lifetime.
With fellow thief and knife connoisseur Nenn in tow, the two build their ragtag crew to target the heart of the kingdom - Midian, the seat of tyrant King Anaxos Mane.
As treachery, horrifying creatures of nightmare, and opposition bar their path at every turn, the gang must depend on skill - intellectual, martial, and magical - to deliver them an endless summer and keep them free from the clutches of evil despotism.
If they don't sht the bed first.
This book is insanely good, insanely funny, and insane.
- Dyrk Ashton, Author of PaternusI don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a story in my life.
-Justine Bergman, Whispers & WonderIf you've ever wondered what a Terry Pratchett novel would look like if he got drunk and dabbled in grimdark, well.
here you go.
-Luke Tarzian, Author of VulturesAn entertaining and viciously funny heist story.
-Lukas P, Fantasy Book CriticHurry up with the sequel, Mr Snyder.
I'm deducting a star for the ending, so it's only 5/5.
-Bj rn Larssen, Author of Storytellers.
