Nothing is more dangerous than a halfwit who controls all crime He calls himself Master Asinine.
Don't laugh.
With the might of the underworld at his back, Asinine plans to rule the--well, pretty much everything.
He's got a planet-destroying laser and just bullied the galaxy's major criminal organizations into forming an unstoppable force he calls The Bad Guys.
Standing against him is his one-time comrade-in-arms Matross Legion, a somewhat neurotic green-.