I met Alessandra at a party.
Tried to impress her.
Was almost positive I was going to fail.
I think I said something along the lines of, I'm a Goat called Fish who's hung like a bull-but not really.
I'm actually pretty average.
Smooth.
I know.
Try not to be jealous.
When she laughed-and I mean, really laughed-I knew she wasn't like the other girls I'd been meeting on tour.
Hell, she wasn't even in the same stratosphere as those fangirls and gold-diggers.