Beth Garrod Super awkward

I, Bella Fisher, am absolutely WINNING at FAILING at life.

I once got my tongue stuck to a box of Calippos in a supermarket 2.

I accidentally called my geography teacher Mum.

Twice.

He wasn't impressed.

I'm a geek.

And not in a geek-chic kind of way, but in a secretly-caring-about-failing-maths-and- way.

I always fail maths and science.

So it figures that when I meet the FITTEST BOY IN THE WORLD, Zac, I'm doing solo star jumps.

While dressed as a cereal box.

*(NOTE TO SELF, fancy dress = HE-WILL-NEVER-EVER-FANCY-ME dress.

) Now I've got to somehow persuade Zac to come to prom with me - while avoiding my evil ex and dealing with a secret so mega-awks I want to Ctrl-Z my brain.

What could go wrong? Oh yeah, that's right.

Absolutely everything.