Learn to Speak German--the Dirty Deutsch Way If you think German is all brat and no wurst, you need to think again.
German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine.
(Think Hamburg ) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including: Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte Look at that sexy chick Literal translation: Look at that sexy slice Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt.
Everyone knows Klaus fks well.
Literal translation: Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well.
About the Author: Alexis Munier (Lausanne, Switzerland) relocated from California to Europe in her mid-twenties and began teaching English at world-renown language schools in Russia, Slovenia, and Italy.
After a stint in Zurich where she was a nanny to a Swiss-German family and had a number of Swiss and Austrian boyfriends, she took to dirty German slang like a Berliner takes to beer.
Now a writer and opera singer based in Switzerland, Ms.
Munier still finds time to visit Vienna regularly, where she never fails sing Wagner and feast on Wienerschnitzel, and a frosty mug of Bier.
Karin Eberhardt (New York, NY) was born and raised in the wine-growing regions of the German Rheinland.
While completing work on master's degrees in German and English, she visited New York City and met her future husband on a subway train.
Eberhardt currently spends her days as a teacher specializing in cross-cultural German-American projects and nights educating her American artist husband in the 101 ways of Bavarian sausage-making.