If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Funeral Director jokes is for you.
In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Funeral Director Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again.
The Best Ever Book of Funeral Director Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original.
And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Funeral Director joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.
This book has so many Funeral Director jokes, you won't know where to start.
For example: Why do Funeral Directors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
An evil genie captured a Funeral Director and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week.
The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The Funeral Director brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window Did you hear about the Funeral Director who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats.
Why do Funeral Directors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
About the Author: Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world.
His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr.
Young's Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.
| Example | Why do |
|---|---|
| The instructions on the can said | Put on two coats |
| Author | Mark |
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