This book is at odds with America.
Alexander Hamilton and Andrew Jackson are slave traders, the Man with the Mohawk wants to grind your bones to dust, and the Pig-Men wish to take the innocence of the Last Virgin Alive.
And - oh, yeah, brother - Hulk Hogan's a racist.
Follow an unknown narrator as they travel through time, space, memories, and - sometimes - the ocean to defend their humanity.
Told through a series of surreal and satirical non-sequiturs, The First Great American No.