Description Here are1, 237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume.
Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone.
There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue--from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits.
There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups.
Just a few among the 1, 237 funniest things ever said: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.
--Yogi Berra on being told that Joe Di Maggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe I made my money the old-fashioned way.
I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.
--Malcolm Forbes The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness.
Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.
'--Bill Maher About the Author Steven D.
Price is the author or editor of more than twenty-three books, including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, The 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks, and The Quotable Horse Lover (all Lyons), as well as The Ultimate Fishing Guide and Old As the Hills: The Story of Bluegrass Music.
A resident of New York City, he is a keen observer of human achievement and folly.
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