Want to know a secret?It's about that girl over there.
Don't look, but she's the one in the power suit-with the long, black hair and the serious expression, the one I'm about to go on a date with .
Yeah, according to her, she accidentally donated an obscene amount of money to my charity - The Lineup - to win said date but I found out the truth.
Button Up Blouse has a secret, passionate crush on me.
I didn't know her name until two days ago, despite the friends we have in common.
Was I oblivious? Probably.
Was I blind to it? Definitely.
But I'm no fool, I see it now.
The High Heel Harlot wants more than just a date with Jason Orson, she wants to be able to claim the best butt in baseball as hers.
Here's another secret .
she has no idea I know.
