Happy birthday.
or not.
because this is the Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever.
What could possibly be so bad about a book about birthdays? Whose birthday is it Is there really a mad cow in this book? Wait.
WHAT? ? The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous.