Torpedo juice - Tim Dorsey

Sunshine State historian and spree killer Serge Storms is in the Florida Keys searching for the perfect wife.

Instead, he stirs up more hilarious mayhem, madness, and mystery in this seventh off-the-wall novel.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

--Charleston Post & Courier The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.

The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.

Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.

So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.

Right .

and finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.

But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.