Ballantine Books Inc. A short history of the girl next door | jared reck

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• Seriously, how can you see a person nearly every day of your life and never think a thing of it, then all of a sudden, one day, it's different?
• You see that goofy grin a thousand times and just laugh.
• But goofy grin #1,001 nearly stops your heart?
• Right.
• That sounds like a bad movie already.Matt Wainwright is constantly sabotaged by the overdramatic movie director in his head.
• He can't tell his best friend, Tabby, how he really feels about her, he implodes on the JV basketball team, and the only place he feels normal is in Mr.
• Ellis's English class, discussing the greatest fa*t scenes in literature and writing poems about pis*ed-off candy-cane lumberjacks.If this were a movie, everything would work out perfectly.
• Tabby would discover that Matt's madly in love with her, be overcome with emotion, and fall into his arms.
• Maybe in the rain.But that's not how it works.
• Matt watches Tabby get swept away by senior basketball star and all-around great guy Liam Branson.